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Jeeps and Sexy Girls

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That bossy little Junco said I had to write something today, so here I am. I have a few more questions from girls with sexy names (LOL…I’m not biased, swear) so let’s start with them. And don’t mind my chewing as I type, I’m fucking hungry and it was Isten’s turn to cook, but the bastard took off with Tier to get some 4-by parts for his rock crawler to get it ready for this competition in Texas next month. Assholes. I totally would’ve went too, but fucking Junco said I owed her a blog post and the place closes at 7. Assholes.


Anyway, Samantha (yeah, like that cute little witch from that old ass TV show, the one who twinkles her nose. The only thing better than Samantha is Jeannie…she’s got a much hotter outfit.) So Samantha asks: Why do you and Tier look so much alike?

Good questions. Damn these girls ask great questions. Tier and I are brothers, well in an avian sort of way. We come from the same clutch, were fostered at the same time, got kicked out of foster at the same time, morphed together, then did Fledge together and the rest is history. The important part of that, as far as why we look so much alike, is that we come from the same clutch. This essentially means we have the same genetics. Except Tier’s been gifted a lot of shit I haven’t. But I have a much cooler personality, so that makes up for it. Plus, really, I’m much better looking.

Ok, next question comes from Violet, which is totally sexy is an old-fashioned kinda way. Violet asks: How does Tier makes his wings heal people? Another excellent question. All avians have some sort of gift based on what cluster they are in. Since Tier is a warrior in Aves Cluster (which is our military) he has self-healing powers like all warriors. But he also has extra healing powers that can be transferred to others. Simple.

OK, that’s it. I hear Isten’s big mouth in the living room so I’m gonna go check out those crawler parts and finish my ham sandwich and chips.

Until next time,

Ashur

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  • Gideon
    Gideon Monday, 10 September 2012

    Jeannie...

    No fucking contest...right? Who's with me? :)

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  • Tier
    Tier Monday, 10 September 2012

    Yes, Jeannie all the way.

    Plus, she had a thing for astronauts...

    http://www.iamjustjunco.com/special_stuff/1169431296.jpg

  • Lucan
    Lucan Monday, 10 September 2012

    I prefer Samantha

    She's wholesome. Jeannie looks a little cheap for my tastes.

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  • Isten
    Isten Monday, 10 September 2012

    Yeah, me too

    I love the wholesome ones. It's like kitty-cat on the outside and lion on the inside. And if they wear pencil skirts and nerd glasses, yeah, that shit is cool.

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  • Lucan
    Lucan Monday, 10 September 2012

    I think Ashur is cheating

    His posts always have sex in the title...this makes people click thinking the post is about sex. Which it isn't, it's about culture.

  • Snowbird
    Snowbird Monday, 10 September 2012

    Oh shit...

    You suck at blogging, Lucan...just give it up.

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  • Sera
    Sera Monday, 10 September 2012

    Boo-Hoo... my name is

    LUCAN! I suck at blogging so now I'm gonna tattle on mean old Ashur because he's got the best blog on Junco's website...
    http://www.iamjustjunco.com/special_stuff/9874520_s.jpg

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  • Lucan
    Lucan Monday, 10 September 2012

    One future star for you

    Forever.

  • Esta
    Esta Monday, 10 September 2012

    bahahah...

    That looks just like Lucan's baby pictures! :)

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  • Tier
    Tier Monday, 10 September 2012

    Sucks to be you bro!

    The new chick running the counter at Jason's Jeep Emporium is named Bambi! Fucking BAMBI!!!!! Who the hell names their daughter Bambi? :o

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  • Snowbird
    Snowbird Monday, 10 September 2012

    BAMBI?

    Isten, you should bring her over for dinner, then she can see Ashur and choose who's sexier!

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  • Ashur
    Ashur Monday, 10 September 2012

    There's no contest...

    His scrawny ass or my P90X toned bod with glowing green eyes? Bah, just give up now Isten.

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  • Isten
    Isten Monday, 10 September 2012

    She's definitely choose me

    Ashur is a straight-backed piker.

  • Isten
    Isten Monday, 10 September 2012

    Yeah, well she's

    no longer available, Ashur, so don't get your hopes up. I have a date with her tomorrow. She prefers men with sexy names. Like me, for instance. :)

  • Ashur
    Ashur Monday, 10 September 2012

    Isten, you're like a man-whore

    You're a bro-whore. And my fucking name is sexy, ASHUR!!! When people think of me they think of Ash, Bruce Campbell's alter-ego - Army of Darkness? The Evil Dead? I mean, come on...there is no comparison. No one cool has ever been named Isten.

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  • Tier
    Tier Monday, 10 September 2012

    it's called a HIMBO

    LOL...that even makes ME laugh...:););););)

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  • Esta
    Esta Monday, 10 September 2012

    Yup, that Ash is sorta

    sexy in a B-movie kinda way.

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  • Sera
    Sera Monday, 10 September 2012

    This is my BOOMSTICK!

    I love that part - he is sexy i agree. Ashur, you rock.

    http://www.iamjustjunco.com/special_stuff/army-of-darkness-boomstick.jpg

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  • Snowbird
    Snowbird Monday, 10 September 2012

    Gimme some sugar, baby!

    http://www.iamjustjunco.com/special_stuff/4922497067_f165ba8c3f.jpg

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  • Esta
    Esta Monday, 10 September 2012

    Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart!

    http://www.iamjustjunco.com/special_stuff/25.jpg

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